Have a meal in hotel, after finishing ordering vegetables, the attendant asks:2, drink a point what?
Raise a person to say:"Wedding night."
The young lady turns round to go fetch:Red cow, snow green jade.
The other customer is vacant!
Immediately, the applause rings out and admires to the young lady's knowledge.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2420 to call a bed
On the first one Sir and own fiancee is on the bed**listen to at this time this Sir say: dear of call bed, give me a little exciting feeling.Listens to at this time this fiancee shout: bed, bed, bed.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2421 sexual intercourse(a)
Cast of characters:Elder brother-burnt big, lewd, reflection nimble(medium take muff), social youth eldest brother
Younger brother-burnt small, lewd, reflection muff(medium take nimble), last grade in the senior high school, small rascal eldest brother
Other persons:Teacher Ai(burnt small form master)
After being burnt to consumedly learn graduation, arrive a company personal interview, meet to together come to unexpectedly contending for of the personal interview opponent in the company doorway, once two visions touch, to ascend ……
Opponent:Excuse me, your surname?
Is burnt big:My Xing Jiao.
Opponent:!Your"Xing Jiao"!Whom do you "have sexual intercourse" with?
Is burnt big:I heel my daddy's"Xing Jiao" …… (have the felling to fall into trap)……please ask what is your surname?
Opponent:My Xing Wang.
Is burnt big:Say so your daddy not"Xing Jiao"?
Opponent:Useless talk!
Is burnt big:Never?
Opponent:Never!
Is burnt big:So …… (touch chin, 100 think not get form)……you which come of?
Opponent:……?
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2422 to go home
There is a retirement colonel that meet his orderly in the soldier China Times, the orderly also at the right moment backed service, hence the colonel hires him as manservant!And the Fen paid him to be like before one every mornings 8:00 to make him get up!In 8:00 a.m., the second day's this orderly walks into his host's bedroom and makes him get up, then again on the colonel wife's bottom beat for a while, say:"Miss!!It's time to go home]
A spool of joke brocade gathers there is mean nephew in chapter 2423 house(three)
Yi!Is this a Shi Mo?The bead bead asks.
This is the condom!I say!
Have this for father Mo mother of Shi?He asks again!
I say: because they have to use this!
Is that the Shi Mo me to have no with elder brother?
I answer: because you still could not use!!
That is the Shi Mo, do you also have no?
I say: use with me because of the nobody!!
Is that the Shi grandfather Mo's grandmother to also have no?
Is alas!Because they have already canned not use!!!I say!
I think that he still doesn't understand!!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2424 Judean miss
A Judean miss returns to a home to say:"Mama, I am married."The mother says:"Oh, that too good!"The miss says:"Can he is an Arab."The mother says:"That isn't so good."The miss says:"But, mama, he is an Arabian Tribal chief, rich make you hard an imagination, I get married with him, you and father can lead the day of comfortable heart."After six months, the miss returns to in home again and says:"I love Arabian Tribal chief, but, old sky of, he all day long the fart eye that knows and does me son, while just getting married my fart eye the son only have a 10 beautiful cent coins that Mo is big, now already have USD 1 coin big."The mother blames and scolds to say:"Silly kid, for the sake of 90 beautiful cent, Be worth your having got this troublesome?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2425 secretary to talk
Press:Women's work is the point of my party to work of a, now province Wei secretary XXX save the sixth-time women to work at me general assembly up of talk excerpt as follows, hope each unit to hard organize study, profoundly appreciate spirit.
The comrades:
Aim at large to the women comrade's urgent request, we want to vigorously promote two outstanding problems, practical grasp result, grasp effect, grasping to make a noise power has to block a loophole and aim at this loophole, we want a bamboo pole to put exactly
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2426 to be like a neighbor, that is the environment
The thesis that ascends kid's midterm of university is the problem concerning"heredity and environment", the result starts for this topic but doing not know how.The mother sees however go to, hence put a speech way:"In fact this problem is easy, everyone knows if the kid is like a father, that is the heredity.Be like a neighbor, that is the environment."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2427 habit
The many people sees a ball game, everyone stood while seeing fascinating.
There is before an individual flapping about, behind of the person see a not pure ball game, and front of the person say:You how the Mo always sway to sway area, I saw a not pure ball game.
That person says very ashamedly:I put for more than ten years,beats by dre solo, the ship had already become accustomed to.
The person of behind says very angrily:I did more than 20 years of love and also had no every day so.(**action)
A spool of joke brocade gathers a chapter 2428 small pipe line
Little this year of niece 3-year-old half, just when break the age that the earthenware cooking pot inquires about bottom.
Follow behind on the first mother to travel and arrive at a strange resort.
In simple and crude front row brigade in the toilet, men and women Ci separates together thin wall.
The little niece is unavoidably curious to ask a way:
"The mother is standing to urinate for the boy of Shi Mo, while does the girl want to squat down?"
Mother for the sake of arrestment"for Shi Mo" the young lady cross-examine, then point at the rubber pipe of faucet and tell:
"Because the boy has a small pipe line, the girl has no, so the boy stands to urinate, the girl squats down to urinate."
If the little niece has ordering of Wu head, and say:
"Mother, that we also pack a small pipe line, can stand to urinate Luo!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2429 to make fun of a herd of cattle county magistrate
The herd of cattle after being up receive county magistrate Cheng gives a talk or lectures to say:"I want to develop for receiving city economy and throw a cow head and flow cow sweat and spread cow blood and contribute a beef, leather and without reserve dedicate everything to receive cow business."The person who listens to a report says:"Still have?"The herd of cattle says:"Still have what?"That person says:"What about cow whip, cow egg?!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2430 cannon**field
Zheng Shou Wen and Anne Zis break up for several years again reunion, a night, sexual intercourse after, Zheng Shou Wen complains Anne Zi:"You see you this character, the person grows black wrinkly skin again, the hair is getting less, again not is have no money fix.Still have, you were still pretty powerful before, the now capability differed too far, have already annoyed nerveless, make somebody else not pain not Yang, don't fight to excel at all, doing not toughen oneself was for a while.You see me, just way of time each all called I'small fatty younger sister', I after effort in decade, finally the weight reduction was successful, now of I, how thin, how standard, also have me this face, the thin skin delicate meat, white inside deeply red, and then had sheen, how much girl looking at jealous, how much fan think kiss a close."
Anne Zi not resigned to playing second fiddle:"You are still not bashful to say, I make you don't want to reduce weight you to reduce bent on having, in those early years I heel you together, I can also'turn over Feng more the Ling adopt red bean', now, you a take off clothes to take is one plank'sparerib', touch and then seem to rub to do laundry, kiss a 啣 bean and chew bone.You by yourself reduce weight also just, you still harm so many female fans learn you similar reduce weight, reduce weight to successfully become a bamboo pole, the Mi mis all disappear, are flung off by the boyfriend;Still have, I canned also beat a dozen before'milk cannon', now, hum!The cannon beats'airport'!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2431 to see an occupation
On a hospital meeting, a male doctor and female doctors constantly the eyebrow come to eye to go to.The male doctor invites a female doctor to totally enter dinner, he accepted.
They sit down in the restaurant, she excuses to leave a short moment to wash hands.
After meal, everything naturally the development bottom go.They finally entered hotel room.Is proper when they started heating she interrupted, again
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